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He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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