Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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