who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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