it wasn't lemon gatorade
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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