And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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