dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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