Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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