i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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