By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
that is very illegal...i love you.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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