On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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