Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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