just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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