"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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