Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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