yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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