i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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