On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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