did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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