Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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