I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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