3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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