try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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