is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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