its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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