Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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