So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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