Already got asked if we're dating
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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