hell yes lets make some ravioli
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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