Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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