im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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