So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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