I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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