So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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