I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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