I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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