but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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