just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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