I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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