My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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