i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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