these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just blew my weed a kiss
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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