i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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