fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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