I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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