would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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