Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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