Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Everything about him screamed your future.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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