New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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