This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
she looked like the before picture.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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