Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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