well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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